Better Late Than Never?

Just got around to dumping them from my phone.

I have to recycle this joke in case any of you have not yet seen it.

With the holidays upon us you should remember what your Uncle always says:

Now go find your family and have some dinner, then have seconds. Uncle Foghorn says it's too late to "train" for the 50/50 but Scottie D didn't listen. Scottie knows Rule#5 well. But for the rest of us we need to make a few more laps around the buffet and practice our keg stands. If we can't be more fit than the competition maybe we can eat all of their food and use our mass to rock the down hills then drink them under the table when it's all over. Who knows I guess we will find out next year though. Oh and thanks to Uncle Sam bugging me and the fact that to my knowledge MTNFoz has yet to relinquish his strangle hold on the coveted Brown Wool Jersey I have been left with no choice but to pony up and take advantage of the Twin Six Christmas Sale. On the plus side maybe I won't look like a pig in a tight brown blanket but on the truthful side; there's nothing but shame in the game of buying a 2nd place jersey. As my Kiwi buddy Gabb would say "Come on sheep, I'm gonna get inside you."



Oh yeah, the barn yard will never be the same.

Only I just need the wool!

Peace,
Metro